Two years later, we can objectively examine Randy Pitchford's unintelligible Battleborn tweet


Two years later, we can objectively examine Randy Pitchford's unintelligible Battleborn tweet screenshot

Two years ago today, Randy Pitchford unleashed this gem unto the world.

Last year, we celebrated its stilted beat poetry by writing our own Pitchford-esque prose.

This year, we have the advantage of actually having played Battleborn, so we can examine it closely to see just how accurate the original assessment was.

Battleborn is...